BOOTYLICIOUS BREAKDOWN: SOLVIN' THE 3 BODY PROBLEM IN SHORTS ROCKIN'

Let's be real, queens, gravity is a total buzzkill. But when it comes to flexing our curves in these fire shorts, we gotta combat that cosmic situation. Think of it like this: the 3 Body Problem is just a bunch of celestial bodies rubbin' shoulders, and our bootylicious bods are the ultimate power. Struttin' that confidence like it's your birthri